Right Hand of Devaki
For malaise, herbs were the Panacea. My tribe comes from the prosperous herders, but we were marked as Shudr, latter turned outcasts, the politician Manu ended the Aryana-Civilization giving way to the Purana-political assertion, the writers of the Vedic Hymns were disarmed of Veds and forced to live on the outskirts, their grey matter suffered worst onslaught.
Devaki, although I remained a science student, but I know this much of the history. I know your ancestor’s toil. They were not like your parents and certainly not, what you have been rendered today.
Dr.! I was not happy during my Sudhikaran-Sanskar-Samaroh when purohit proclaimed my new name ‘Devaki’ after crucifying “Daisy”. After Sudhi I remained busy with paperwork, repeated visits to the Government offices, name calling, accusations, pile of documents, long trail of silent bloodshed in my history--entered my head, and you named it “TUMOR”.
Yes Devaki, I know your struggle, I understand your pain, but the tumour is real. You have some paper in your left hand.
Dr., It is Gazette Notification published by the Govt declaring my Sudhikaran on 30-04-2011.
What date is today and what is the time?
Dr., Today is 23rd January, 2013, it is 8:50AM.
Oh! It is the day the Path-lab has to upload your biopsy report to email. Let check it.
Devaki, your investigation reports have not yet confirmed malignancy. Hence, more tests required, but nothing to worry, as you were on heavy metals Keralite-Ayurvedic medicines, dis-continue it. We have ample provisions to mitigate your health challenges; tumor has pressed your optical chiasma.
Devaki, a Padri from Kerala called me uninterrupted for 13 years, he developed hard of hearing, therefore he chats now, and he would chat by 8:54AM.
Padri: Dr., Good Morning, are you still in touch of Devaki? Do you remember, today is 23rd? I am mourning from last 40 days in the memory of Graham Stain, Timothy and Philip.
Padri, Devaki had officially issued a notice for reconversion. Yes, Dr. I know. My ancestors had converted her ancestors to Christianity. They were Hindu Chamar. After notice she talks a lot, her queries are about birth-death, differences between benign-malignant tumours, fear of cancer is worse than death.
Dr., why are you wasting your time on Daisy?
Padri, Devaki is my special patient, being a History professor, she spiritually follows the track and keeps tab on the history and tries to control the future. She needs help for her treatment, she is happy with our hospital and staff.
No, Dr., She is not happy, she cannot be happy. No one can be happy. Only a contended can remain happy. She is telling lies to you. Last month she visited me in Kerala and prayed for a Job, happy life and something like BPL Card, gas connection, and beef; despite reconversion to Hinduism, she keeps salivating for beef, she had beef every day. She told, Brahmins enjoy beef, one is a medico who explained that beef is good for brain growth.
Padri, Devaki during her medical history explained that she was forced to eat Panch-Go-dravya (cow’s dung, urine, milk, ghee, dahi) for sudhikaran.
Dr., please stop talking to Daisy, send her to me for some time. She is lured by Darwinism, Einsteinium and Sigmund. I think, Devaki has captivated you with her Mythical stories of Sudhi, Veds, Samarpan, Tyag, Dhyaan, Ahimsa.
Padri, Devaki needs help, She visits everywhere now: Jama-Masjid, Laxminayaran-temple, Buddhist-stupa, churches, Satsangs of Sudhanshu-Maharaj. Sadhu Nityanand is praying for her, he is not against beef, he is very good singer also. Devaki is enjoying beef and doing Yoga to treat her tumour. Dr. Gautam Dutta a leading super-specialist and practitioner of contextualization told her that brain tumours disappears when one blows a conch. Ruth, her wife, suffered migrainous-tumor became normal after blowing conch. Ruth stopped wearing jeans-n-tops. She wears a sari like Devaki. However, Dr. Gautam banned Saris after returning from Pakistan and made red-burqa compulsory. He declared, Malala wears Burqa and Mukhtaran Mai too. Dr. Gautam says, one has to respect women folk, Burqa is the only way to respect and provide safety to a woman and women must stay indoors after 6PM for added safety. Burqa is safest attire. Gautam talks of the martyrs of the Babylonia-Euphrates and Bosporus-Kingdom, of the people died in the First Roman–Jewish War, in 64 AD and of every innocent blood drop spilled, of lynching on roads, massacres, gas-chambers, Pearl-Harbor, Hiroshima, Vietnam, Godhra, Mujjafar-Nagar and even emotional wreckage due to the false-news rackets. After floral tributes at Chak-patti and Nankana Sahib, perhaps he stayed with Babu Singh, Tilak Raj and Saroofideen on the western borders, to wipe away the brunt of partition.
Paadri, he confirmed practically, that colonizers kindled the communal fire that burnt their homes, story told by Berman Bengali and Taslima Nasrin on the eastern border were not different. Devaki look it like cancer, being a student of history, she predicts that the same pathogens are busy flaring caste dominance and Tumours.
Dr., Hindus and Muslims killed each other, Vishal Magalwaadi never spoke against swaran-brahmans, he is not Jack Dorsey, carrying posters of “Crash Brahminical Patriarchy” he is only a pro-Dalit-activist.
Padri, let Devaki finish her story first, she has little time left, metastasis has set into, spare me to listen her. Need not to worry about Graham Stain, he is busy in wiping the tears of Iraq, Sudan, Algeria, Afghanistan, Slovakia and blood soaked tears from the eyes of the kids killed in Sandy Hook School of US, Army School Peshawar, these kids in heaven weep after seeing their parents weeping on the Earth. Adam Lanza, a close relative of Dara and Taliban massacred them.
Devaki was rushed to the oncology emergency, it is reported that she is carrying some papers in her numb right hand, which reads, “Love is infectious, Cancer is not”, जय-वसुधेव-कुटुम्बकम।

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